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Oh I want to rant so much. So much. I feel like ranting is a part of my life. Ranting about things gives me so much of energy. I know it's supposed to be the opposite. But it's so empowering. All these posts on twitter that I saw today is pumping me again to rant. Oh feminists, (those crazy types) you guys, you guys I love you guys so much. I know you guys have a problem. I know we live in a patriarchal society, and this and that and how women have been oppressed and men are trash and yada yada yada. But, why do you guys hate men so fucking much. I mean, what's wrong? What's the problem here? All I see you guys (oops sorry girls) do is complain. One gentle woman was just blaming men for sexualizing nipples and that was the reason why she had to wear sacks "designed by men" (I knew she couldn't leave this part lol) to hide her breasts. As if men finding breasts sexual was not encoded in our DNA or genes or whatever the part of the brain. She was blaming us ...

Hi Don't expect me to write good. 

(I wrote this all the way back in high school. It was one of the first few slam poets that I wrote and performed lol. Don't judge me. Or judge me . I don't care. Actually, I do care. No, I don't... Ok while I have conversations with myself. Go ahead and read lol ) I do say lol a lot I wonder why lol.  Fuck! I look faint My hair seems rough, beards puzzled; face pale and eyes covered with pain Am I supposed to be this guy GoshI I have changed Am I just hiding the fact that I just turned lame? So, here's the story of the scars that still prevails I didn’t think it would end up like this Not leaving a single trace   I'm jinxed on As all I knew about her, was her name, and no. of her cell That no longer prevails But what I know and remember of her   is That I loved- I loved her- yes, I did It was a overseas relation, It worked We believed! Still the day I met her its bliss It was a sight love I regret I couldn’t yet touch her lips and kiss her cheeks How was she? She wa...

I know you read the title, that's right! Don't wear a mask in the midst of a pandemic. And I'll tell you why! Now, most of you might have heard how dangerous it is to wear a mask. Yeah, it does prevent us from getting sick and possibly decrease the spread of COVID, blah blah and might save our lives. But, we don't care about that. We care about how government is FORCING us to do things ,for our own good some might say, but don't you believe them. The government is trying to control us and that is one thing that we can't stand. We live in a "free" country. And NOBODY can take our constitutional rights from us. Other than that, SCIENCE says breathing in carbon dioxide is bad. Yeah well science also says that mask stops the spread but we should not fall for that.  But that's the not point, the point is NOT wearing a mask actually saves lives. As you can see from this highly scientific document that was created by greatest scientists of all times. Ther...

Wrote this on Feb 7 haha Hey, what's up you ugly piece of sweet. You're ugly but you're sweet so you can go ahead and read this blog. So, I just thought of something revolutionary. I really want to make my blogs like vlogs where instead of filming things, I'll write. Like in Real-time. So, I might or might not be at my work while my professor is assigning me to do certain things, and I might or might not have procrastinated. But, the important thing is I wanted to apologize for Thursdays Blogs. It's impossible for me to write on Thursdays, because I have classes on Friday. But, I don't have any classes on Saturday so I changed the schedule. So, now every Friday, wait for my blogs. I'll try to publish them at a certain time, so let me know when you want me to publish them. So, back to the blog. I don't like pickles, and have never tried Chick Fil A sandwich with pickles. But I am having them right now and I'll let you know if I like it or now....

Let's be honest. You guys are happy. I just published a blog. I felt like in this horrible situation, I should bring people joy and happiness. Btw, where is Santa when we need him? You wanna spread love, come over right now. We don't need you in December. And what the fuck god? You've got some serious issues. Who creates people just to make them suffer. You sadist fuck! It's crazy guys, we are living through a part of history. Now, I don't know if you remember, I always used to think about what cool stories can I tell my grandchildren. I think I finally found one. I'll let my Grandchildren know how we had to stay indoors for months and explain to them how precious Toilet papers and hand sanitizers used to be.  I am going to lecture them on how they don't understand the value of toilet papers, and how they are not grateful for having soap and hand sanitizers easily available to them.  Anyways, I really don't know what to write. It's crazy how I often ...

For the past two weeks, I haven't been really holding up to my promise of putting out a blog each Thursday. It's usually I have homework for maths due on Friday and I procrastinate until Thursday to do it. So, I usually end up doing my homework than writing a blog. Opssies. But, I thought why not write the blog today, so that it would not affect me even if I procrastinate. Although, not procrastinating is a better idea, here we are. So, what's up, wonderful creatures. Today, we are exploring our dark side. Together. I haven't actually thought about what I am going to write lol. I hope I can explore this dark side while I write. I feel like I am a normal kid. But that's even scary. Especially after watching Joker. What if I am like Joker. Trying to find good in all things and am trying to be a better person. But, what if  I change suddenly. Am I capable of killing someone? Shit no, that would... see that's scary. Damn. But when you think of it, what i...

I promised myself I will write a blog each thursday but this just shows my incompetency. I am too busy this week. A lot has been going on with classes and work. But, I promise I will do better next time. Let this blog be a reminder of that. Also, I'll post a blog about my take on feminism tomorrow. I could rant about feminists for 15 mins right now, but before I put something out I want to think critically and make a good post.

7 Minutes guys. We can do this. With my average typing speed of 92 words per minutes, I can type up to 7*92 words in this blog which means damn it. 7*92 = 644. Dang it. We still have 6 minutes, I'll try to write 6 things that pop into my mind fast so here we go 1) I am writing this fast because I don't want to disappoint someone who is waiting for my blogs. I don't know if they are literally waiting, but if you are here you go. [I wrote something else here but I decided to delete it] 2) I had my exams today, both of them went a little better than I expected but I am still not satisfied. Also, why do teachers take so long to grade the exams. I feel like they love making students suffer. Make them suffer before exam with anxiety and then make them wait for a whole fucking week to post grades. I can't rest until I know how my exam went. Just give me the goddamn scores. 3) I was just watching tiktoks instead of doing my homework. 4) The Redcap. Yes you. You are on m...

Ok here's two things about me you should never forget. 1) I love Deadpool 2) I love Noah Centineo (He's the guy in the picture below) Or at least I used to love him. I was so excited for "To All the Boys I've loved before Part 2". I had been waiting for it for a few months now like a stupid teenager (Yeah, that's how I convince myself I am not getting old). But, I am just into the first 6 minutes and I feel the cringe. Like really bad. A romantic love story. *Shine* Boy finds a girl. Girl Finds a Boy *Music* They fall in love. *Romantic Music* And now the.. ugh.... I can't even write about it. Everything about love feels so so so damn it. I wish I could write it. I don't even want to think of it. My stomach is filled with caterpillars right now. Now, before you judge me as a heartless person who hates the concept of love because he's never had someone love him, wait. Stop right there. That's true. You can judge me later on th...

Alright, what's up cool people and animals (woof woof). I have been listening to Night Changes by One Direction which is constantly reminding me that we are getting older baby, and I actually have been thinking about it lately. I will probably spend the next few years studying then would be worried about getting a job, and then I don't know man. It seems a lot to think about. I'll let future me take care of that. I'll just vibe for now.

Alright, guys and girls its finally time to read my next blog. So, fasten your seatbelts (if you are reading this on a car) and put your popcorn in the microwave. Its time to read the craziest story of all time. So, I kinda cheated this Thursday. I had a lot of homework and I forgot that I had to a blog to write. So, I posted something right at 11:59 pm but I promised to write another blog. So this is it. So, guys fasten .. oh wait you already did that. I was thinking a lot about what to write on the next blog. But, let me start this off by talking about someone I just met. She was my lift driver. Wow. I would've asked her to marry me if she was my age, and wasn't a pregnant woman who had 2 kids... and a little bit younger. First impressions . I was walking towards her car, and immediately noticed the Deadpool leather seats in her car. At that moment, I knew, she was a fun person. Anyone, who loves Deadpool can never be boring. People don't say, that person w...

What's up guys? Yup. Thats it. Thats the blog. Its almost 11:59 PM. I promised myself I would write one blog every Thursday. I need to keep this going. I will update this tomorrow. Leave a commont, if you want me to write on something. Bye . 

Alright, I may sound like my normal charming self, but I am not feeling well. I almost cried for a second there. And because I write whenever I get sad or if I need to get something out of my chest. Here you go: It'll never get any better . ( It will ) Now, I am not being pessimistic here or anything. I might be. But that's not the point. You know how people always say, have patience, things will get better. That's a lie. It won't. For a moment, I felt stupid because most of my blogs are about Love these days and I might look like an idiot, and I might be. I accept that. But, unlike me, I think you can clearly say when a person is not interested in you. Because I didn't see that. I thought I was not coming up with interesting conversations, so our messages were dry. I feel like girls sometimes don't even look at your messages. "Haha, Nice, Yeah, Got to go" are the default messages in their smartphones. And its sad, when you get these messages. ...

I promised myself that I will try and write a blog every Thursday, which I think is different than when I promised myself I will go to the gym, wake up early in the morning, get a perfect GPA, and a lot of other things I am not comfortable sharing with you guys. But, I hope it'll be different this time. Also, this title is clickbait. Learned from my master David Dobrik. I love him by the way. If I had to change my sexual preference for anyone, that would be him. (Editor: Now that I think of it, no it wouldn't be him) Because I didn't really think much before writing, here's what we'll do. I mean I'll do. You guys should just read it. What I am doing right now. What happened last week. My plans for this weekend. I feel so organized tbh. I feel like this is the most organized I've ever been. You should come look at my room. It's a mess. You should check my finances. It's a mess. Or you should go out on a date with me. I am a mess. Ok, let...

I have been watching a lots of romantic videos and I have noticed a few things. Although it hurts like hell and she is putting abnormally high pressure on your wound. Pretend to smile while girl is applying medicine. Play with kids. ...Just smile ... Watch the girl while she is closing her eyes. Randomly stare at her eyes deeply when you guys are having fun and smiling. If she stares back just as deeply as you. Lean in for a kiss Watch her while she is doing something stupid. [Yeah you have to keep watching her often. ] If she ignores you, pretend to be upset.she’ll come right back to hug you; Do some activities together Again, watch her help someone. For some reason, girls are always helpful in romantic videos. Either they help small kids, or old people or disabled people, stand up for bullies or something else. Oh I forgot dogs .  She is playing with a street dog. How can I be so stupid. Now this is very important , lean to watch her in slow motion when she is putting her hai...

Today was the first day of the Spring Semester. My first class was the Foundation of Mathematics where we learned about propositions. A proposition is a statement that can either be true or false. A fact is not a proposition. Alright, I already forgot what we learned. But I did find out that my teacher's eyes are not green. For some reason, she kept using that example to teach us. Anyways, after the class ended. I walked back to another building which is like 20 mins away. It was tough. I might go ahead and say it was the toughest 20 mins I ever walked. But, in the end, it was all worth it. I was trying to find a place where I can sit and be sad. Nothing’s wrong -for those of you who care about me. I enjoyed my first class and have been enjoying the day so far so here I am sitting on a bench(Idk if that’s what they call this), charging my phone, listing to “Can’t smile without and feeling sad. I think every school needs to have a place where students can just sit and be sad...

Alright, guys, and girls. But, mainly guys, I can't speak for girls. You saw the title. Never Fall in Love with your Best Friend. Trust me. I don't feel like going into all the details but.  1)  Don't have a girl Best Friend.        That's right. I said it. "Prevention is better than cure".You can't fall in love when there is no one to fall in love with. Always, maintain a distance with girls. Either date them or don't talk to them. Never be too close(Well, this is not up to you either but just saying). I am not saying girls are bad as friends. As a matter of fact, they are great. And give you some of the best advice. But, please trust me on this. 2) Be Gay.       That's right. If you want to have or already have a Girl best friend. Be Gay. I feel like changing your sexual preference is way easier than changing someone’s heart. And that’s the only other way to not have feelings for her. Can't have feelings for girls if you lik...

If you read my blogs you know that I often make fun of people falling in love and how stupid they are. I feel like talking about love is stupid because if you really want me to talk about it I can get emotional real quick and you don't want to see that. So, it's easier if I just call it stupid, and pretend like I hate the whole concept of love. But, in reality, it is actually beautiful. People who fall in love are lucky and they should know and appreciate what a blessing that is. But, people are stupid, what can I say. I don't understand why they cheat on one another, fail to apologize when needed, mess things up because of their stupidity and so on. In Monica's own words. Look, I want to talk about something else like ending world hunger, or electromagnetic waves (I actually googled it and have no idea about it, I just want you to think I am smart). But anyway, here is me writing about love and there you are reading it. Let's change the topic. I decided...

Just leaving this yellow umbrella out here. Hoping the right person finds it someday.  

Hi guys, this is someone who is trying to be somebody's boy but is failing to do so. So, he is trying to distract himself by trying to answer the age-old question: "Why is love so underestimated?" First of all, what kind of question is this? Who thinks about these things? If you are one of them, you are stupid. If it didn't sink in the first time, let me tell that again, "You are stupid". I normally would've apologized but someone from somewhere told me not to. This is my blog. I should OWN it. Like Chandler said. Now that I think of it, I shouldn't even answer this question. Not that I don't have the answer to it. But, even if I do, why should I answer it? I can write the title to be "Why is love so underestimated" but talk about completely different things. Now that I have found this creative freedom, what should I talk about? Please comment on the comment section. I don't want to be talking about Love and stuff. Tal...

Now, if you know me, you know that I am a nice person. Actually, I am one of those "nice guys". I am so good at being nice that I upgraded myself to be one of the nicest "nice guys" of all time. I actually received the "Nice Guy of the Decade" award a few days ago. I am the type of guy who every girl wants to be with. Even boys. Boys absolutely love me. While we are at it, let's not forget about people with different sexual identities. They love me too. Sometimes, I feel like I am the most loved person on this earth. Now, this may come off as a surprise to you...  but ... *drumrolls please* I am single. Calm down guys, I know, it's hard to believe. And girls we can talk about this later. Please don't send me DMs. But, that is what we are trying to figure out in today's blog. Why? Why am I single. Well, I am glad you asked. Actually, Joker once said, "If you are good at something, never do it for free". I am...

Alright, you caught my attention. I was going to write a blog post about racism, because that had been on my mind for a while now but fuck it, who cares about racism. You, on the other hand, are interesting. This is the second time you commented on my post. What makes you read my blogs. How did you find it anyways? There are millions, if not billions of websites and blogs online but you chose to visit mine. What makes you interested in reading my blogs? Is it the way I write or you just have nothing to do. Maybe you are like me, maybe you are not. Maybe you like to laugh at me reading my blogs thinking- how can someone be so stupid or ... you adore me. You love me, Someone. You love the way I write, so you keep coming back and leave your presence so that I notice you. Well, if that is what you want, I noticed you. Here's the thing Someone, nobody knows about my blogs. I do not share it with many people. I once shared it on Reddit but that was it. And if you had come through...