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Never Fall In Love With Your Best Friend.


Alright, guys, and girls. But, mainly guys, I can't speak for girls.

You saw the title. Never Fall in Love with your Best Friend. Trust me. I don't feel like going into all the details but. 

1)  Don't have a girl Best Friend. 
      That's right. I said it. "Prevention is better than cure".You can't fall in love when there is no one to fall in love with. Always, maintain a distance with girls. Either date them or don't talk to them. Never be too close(Well, this is not up to you either but just saying). I am not saying girls are bad as friends. As a matter of fact, they are great. And give you some of the best advice. But, please trust me on this.

2) Be Gay. 
     That's right. If you want to have or already have a Girl best friend. Be Gay. I feel like changing your sexual preference is way easier than changing someone’s heart. And that’s the only other way to not have feelings for her. Can't have feelings for girls if you like boys.

3) Have a shitty Best Friend.
Now, if you can't be gay. Have a shitty Best friend. You can't fall in love with a person with a really bad personality. So, make shitty friends. Friends that steal from you or even rob or kill you. I once met a guy who said his friend broke his knee by mistake and then robbed him a year later. Make friends like that.
Breaking your knee is way better than breaking your heart. At least, you can blame your friend for breaking your knee, you can't do the same for breaking your heart. That shit is on you. You are responsible for your feelings.

4) Be a player.
NEVER STAY SINGLE. Always be in a relationship. Try to be as loyal and faithful as you can, but always have a backup. So that way, when you break up, you can get with your backup girl and that leaves you with no chance to fall in love with your best friend. You must never be out of the relationship for more than 24 hours. Because your best friend is amazing. She will care for you during that period and try to make you feel good and you might start having feelings for her. Avoid that at all costs. 

5) Learn to Move on.
Now, this may be the least mature and illogical step among the five. But, if none of the above solutions work for you. Learn to move on. I know that its the most challenging of the 5, but you have to. You never want to develop feelings for her and be in a relationship. I know it sounds good but its a double edged sword. I can't really teach you how to move on with your feelings. But, I say leave it to the universe. 

and you'll die alone. OK BYE!


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