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Reason why I am single


Now, if you know me, you know that I am a nice person. Actually, I am one of those "nice guys". I am so good at being nice that I upgraded myself to be one of the nicest "nice guys" of all time. I actually received the "Nice Guy of the Decade" award a few days ago.

I am the type of guy who every girl wants to be with. Even boys. Boys absolutely love me. While we are at it, let's not forget about people with different sexual identities. They love me too. Sometimes, I feel like I am the most loved person on this earth.

Now, this may come off as a surprise to you...  but ... *drumrolls please*

I am single.


Calm down guys, I know, it's hard to believe. And girls we can talk about this later. Please don't send me DMs. But, that is what we are trying to figure out in today's blog.

Why? Why am I single. Well, I am glad you asked.

Actually, Joker once said, "If you are good at something, never do it for free". I am a great boyfriend, I would be a wonderful father, and I would raise/guide great children. But as you know, being in a relationship requires effort. It's a lot of work, and I don't think my Girlfriend or wife would pay me to do that. Even if she did, I would be a Gigolo (male prostitute or social companion). Look, I have nothing against prostitution and those who love being a Gigolo, but I don't want that. So, I am in this weird phase, and I think it's best for me to stay single.

Sometimes, I feel like a superhero. The one that has all these amazing powers but can't use it in public or have to hide behind a mask because they don't want to be attacked by the government. I too have these amazing gifts, but can't be in a relationship because I am too good to be in a relationship, at least that's what Joker would say. But, I think it's for the best. You guys are reading this awesomely written blog, what could be better than that right? *desperately seeking for approval to the point I am almost crying*, Right?

Note: Yes, I started to gif on my blogs. Why didn't I think of that before? I am so proud of myself.




Edit: I don't consider myself "Nice Guy" lol anymore. That whole concept is dumb and stupid. 

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