UHH The Cringe: To All the Boys: PS I still love you.

Ok here's two things about me you should never forget.
1) I love Deadpool
2) I love Noah Centineo (He's the guy in the picture below)

Or at least I used to love him. I was so excited for "To All the Boys I've loved before Part 2". I had been waiting for it for a few months now like a stupid teenager (Yeah, that's how I convince myself I am not getting old). But, I am just into the first 6 minutes and I feel the cringe. Like really bad.

A romantic love story. *Shine*
Boy finds a girl. Girl Finds a Boy *Music*
They fall in love. *Romantic Music*
And now the.. ugh.... I can't even write about it.

Everything about love feels so so so damn it. I wish I could write it. I don't even want to think of it. My stomach is filled with caterpillars right now.

Now, before you judge me as a heartless person who hates the concept of love because he's never had someone love him, wait. Stop right there. That's true. You can judge me later on that.

But, let's talk about these movies first. "You're the first person I fell in love with", *excessive smiling*, all those promises, "I won't ever break your heart", "We will always be together".

 Well, lovebirds, data says otherwise. The chance is 50% of you guys will probably end up in divorce.

Also, now that I am old, I am beginning to notice all the things movies use it look romantic. For eg: I mentioned it before but excessive smiling [which the director probably took more than 10 takes], small romantic activities. Background music, color grading the scenarios to make it look dreamy or more romantic. I am still 6 minutes into the movie and I can't watch it but I have to. This one's for you Noah.

Also, I just realized the Asian culture of Arrange marriage is so good. Like so so good.
1) You never have to do anything to make her/him fall in love.
2) Your parents do all the work for you.
3) You don't even have to think of another person which can be time-consuming.
4) All you gotta do is show up in the marriage like a boss (I mean this for both male and female). And do the rituals. Then go home.

Now, this might be a little rough for the girls because they have to live with someone's family they don't even know. But, if you move out of your parent's house. Then it's fair for both.

I've decided that's what I am going to do. Avoid all the heartbreaks. Stop listening to Romantic Songs. Show up in my marriage. I trusted my mom to give birth to me. I mean.. I literally trusted her with my life. So, I feel like I can trust her with finding a perfect wife.

6 minutes into the movie... and it changed my entire life decision. Wow, Noah. Let's see what the rest of the movie does. I'll post an update. 

Why on heaven's sake do girls always dress up nice and walk down the stairs where guys are waiting for them. But I should let you know I decided to use my personal data to watch this movie. Noah, remember I did this for you. Man, I don't have any comments, except I still stick to my decision. Although love may seem fancy and stuff, falling for someone and doing stupid things for them may sound sweet. I don't want that.

Damn my boy, James. Let's grab a bottle of beer sometimes. (Let's just grab it

Ok, maybe I changed my mind. To have it all, you must risk it all. Alright, boys and girls and my favorite imaginary dog (woff woff). Now, all that's left is to find someone to risk it all and give them permission to break my heart into a thousand pieces while trusting them not to.