Tons of new experiences.

 

Ok, to continue from previous blog. I failed to update it. We didn’t end up going to club that day. I mean we reached till the gates but then one of our friends (or elder brother) was wearing shorts and we were told that shorts was not allowed inside. Which is so unfair. Girls can wear as short clothes as they want but we aren’t allowed to even wear short pants? Like we are supposed to wear full pants. Which sucks. We too want to feel sexy and wear revealing clothes. But yeah, we couldn’t get in so we roamed around. 

Dinner:

So, as we were walking we decided to go to Miami Bayside Marketplace for dinner. We actually wanted to get drunk but then we also got hungry. We had an awesome dinner and few margaritas at this place called Black Market. I loved the chips, fries and the wings there. 

Looking for sugar mommy and clubs:

Once we were full and a little tipsy, we wanted to get a little more tipsy. So, right across that restaurant there was a shop where you could buy these like liquor. I forgot the name of the place but apparently it’s popular over there and there was a long line. So, we sat there for a while, while I was on the line I was trying to lure some sugar mommies. Now, if you know me, you know that I have this bucket list. And one of the item on that list is to get a sugar mommy. I thought what other place could I find other than Miami for this. Others might think that this was a vacation, but for me, it was all about wanting to give some sugar for someone who was you know lmao. But guys, yeah I tried. I couldn’t just know who had a shit ton of money. I don’t generally know about big brand or you know rich brand except Gucci. So, I couldn’t really tell if someone was rich and beautiful but not too old. You know? So, I sadly had to abandon that mission. I stopped looking. I failed. But I failed with a determination to find sugar mommy next time I go to Miami. And Next time, I would have already become a Greek god. I would then flex my beautiful body, and wear and t-shirt called “Looking for sugar mommies” and carry a board sign called “Looking for sugar mommies” the goal next time, is to actually get a rich sugar mommy and get her to give all the cash for sugar. 

Anyways, defeated I got the drinks and then walked outside the road. It was past 10pm at this point, you could easily see the moon on the dark sky. We decided to walk for a while outside the marketplace near the shore. It was amazing. I was a little more tipsy at this point. I remember laying down on the side of the shore and just looking at the moon and the Ferris wheel. I remembered motu … because for the first date, she wanted to go a park / carnival and get onto a Ferris wheel. Right there… was the moon and the Ferris wheel. The place was perfect, but the time wasn’t. 

At this point, I had finished all my drink. We now started looking for clubs nearby. There were few party buses but I think we needed to book them in advance or they were closing … idk but we couldn’t get on those. So, looked for places nearby in google maps (god bless google maps) and found a club nearby. The walk to the club was amazing. I enjoyed walking on those streets. We then reached to the club we are looking for but there was this huge line. It was already 1 am at this point. One ticket cost around a $100 idk if that’s expensive or not for a club, but man on man, there were too many people and we didn’t think it would be worth spending $100 waiting in that line for at least 30 minutes and then partying. We were already a little sleepy, and we thought of coming back there the next day. 

So, we called a Uber and went back home. We were then told, the crowd that we saw outside the club was nothing. It was only getting started. People who come to Miami surely knew how to party and keep the night young. 

Home and Hookah: 

I love this title today. I actually came up with this right now as I was typing. So, you already know what happened. We got back to the Airbnb, UV bro (he’s one of the dai we were traveling with) made some hookah. I was laying in the couch, and so were the rest of the people. We smoked Hookah while watching Luka Chupi movie. It was fun, until it wasn’t because I felt really sleepy. All the others had already went to sleep at this point, so me, UV bro and UV bro’s sister. We also decided to go sleep. I slept on the couch. It was fun. 

KeyWest Baby 

We woke up around 10 am the next morning. Today, the plan was to go to Keywest, maybe do some parasailing, roam around the town a little and then come back to Maimi and go clubbing. We had booked Airbnb there for 2 days. But a lot of plans changed, and lot of stuff happened 🥵. Stay tuned. 

Haha… ok.. So, what happened was we drove to Keywest. It was around 3-4 hours from there. The road to Keywest was awesome. Especially there is this 7 mile bridge, which used to be one of the longest bridge in the world. I was going to write this history about Keywest here and why it was called Keywest but it’s already 11:14 pm here and I just want to sleep. 

But anyways, the drive there was fun. On the way there we had also stopped at a gas station to fill up some gas and then buy some beers and my favorite alcoholic drink (which is not a beer) Mike’s Hard Lemonade. That’s right folks, the Greek good, handsome and charming man’s favorite drink is Mike’s Hard. So, we got that and filled up some ice. Our Designated Driver was PJ, so we were all planning to get  drunk there. On the way there, we also saw a hurricane forming, and disappearing. It was awesome. At some point while it was disappearing, it looked like eggplant emoji (ifywim). Also, on our way there, it started to rain a little, but then it stopped, and by the time we reached there it was hot, and the sun was wonderful. 

Our initial plan of parasailing 🪂, we cancelled that. We now wanted to book a boat to watch the sunset. It’s really popular over there. We were having problem finding a boat. But PJ dai had this theory, if there’s a group of 6 people most often then not, we will find those services. Like boat for example, had we been only 2 people, it would have been a lot difficult to find the boat, but because we were 6 people the lady there went out of her way to book us a boat. Generally these boats are like shared but we got to book a private one, and better than the others, it was this boat where you’d see people party. That kind of boat, and we had all that space by ourself. The only caveat, we couldn’t go see dolphins and snorkel. It would just be the sunset. But again this trip is full of surprises. Trust me. 

So, we had booked this 2 hour boat ride, we hadn’t eaten anything since the morning so we decided to try some seafood and local beer We ordered the beer, and a fresh fish, chips, and some chicken wings. You already know I don’t like beer, so I didn’t like any of them, but I did try some. All the beer were freshly brewed there. And the seafood was also fresh. I loved the fish, and fried shrimps. 

We then paid the bills there and wandered around that area a little. Oh I forgot there was this old dude who was singing so nicely. His voice was just muah 💋. Loved it. Ok moving on, we looked around a bit. I also saw a group of chicken crossing the streets, and you know I had to try asking them why they crossed the streets. So, I did. I ran. So, did they. I ran faster, so did they… but I caught up, and finally asked them. They ignored me. I didn’t get the answer I was looking for. 

But one thing guys, there’s a lot of chickens in Keywest. Also, there’s a lot of people who ride bikes and scooters. The roads are not as wide, and the whole town is so lively. The people there although are mostly around 50-60. A lot of old people.

So, it was almost 6 at this point and we drove to the location from where we were supposed to get the boat. The boat rider was a guy name Andy. Andy is a cool guy. He likes to have fun. Andy is also a little drunk. He knows how to have fun. So, Andy was a little late and a little drunk when he first met us. Then we went to the boat, and Andy pulled out some beers, (we also had beers of our own) everyone was planning to get drunk and all that was missing was some music. Alas, we didn’t have any speakers. But, Andy did. Andy had big speakers. So, I connected my phone on it, and I was DJ for the ride. 

We asked him if we could go see dolphins, and then see the sunset. Guess what Andy said? He said yes. Of course, because Andy is cool. The experience of riding the boat was surreal. It was fucking amazing. Especially at high speeds. Oh and one more thing. Other members of our trip were wearing hats, and the hat fell down twice. Guess, who helped retrieve those hats from the Atlantic. I know you know the answer lol. Anyways, so it we went a little far from the shore, it was fun. Everyone started to have some beer, and dance and have fun general. I didn’t drink anything except a few bottles, and also PJ didn’t drink anything because he was our designated driver for the day. 

We tried looking for dolphins but couldn’t find any for the day. The dolphins probably had a lot more things to do that day, then to come to the surface and breathe. We were kinda sad until Andy said “Do you guys want to go snorkeling “. Remember we didn’t pay for the snorkeling, we didn’t think we’d get to snorkel. So, we obviously said yes. The only problem, I was wearing a jeans, and I didn’t have any extra clothes on me. I decided to just swim with my jeans, but later on took them off. We three decided to snorkel while the girl team remained on the boat. Mostly because they were all drunk. 

Andy told us he’d watch out for us, and we basically took the safety life jacket and the equipment and dove into Atlantic. I was first having problems breathing through the snorkel, because water was getting into my mouth. I had not held it tight in my mouth. Right there, I didn’t want to die. We had paid a lot of money to watch the sunset, I better die after watching it. It would be so dramatic and awesome ending. No, but I actually was struggling for a bit. Then, I remembered that I should stay calm and regroup my thoughts, I was wearing a life jacket so there was no way I would drown. I just needed to tighten the grip and breathe with my mouth. For those of you who don’t know what it is , it’s kinda like this, where you have that tube in your mouth. 

So, anyways, I calmed myself down and breathe slowly. I was far away from my other friends. We were going near a lighthouse and watching the corals from there and also the sunset. Andy also jumped into the water with us, the current was high that day. He passed me a rope so I could just catch that and he would swim. So, I did that and looked down. I could see the small fish and corals. It was awesome. My mind just went into thinking how we originated from this place. That it was here in fact the first life was born. Not in Atlantic but in the ocean. I was in the ocean and looking down at the fish and the corals. It was one of the best moments of my life. After a while, I begin to get the hang of the snorkel, and swam by myself and Andy went to the boat. He asked us to come towards the lighthouse. Man, oh man. It was awesome. Sun was about to set and I could see the moon on the other side. Watching the sun set from the ocean and the moon rise at the same time was awesome. I think we romanticize sunset a lot but I think it’s worth all that. It was awesome. We then swam towards the boat. I was taking it all in. The sunset, the moon, the fishes, the corals, and the opportunity to have had this experience. I was feeling very grateful. 

We then reached the boat. We found out that Andy wasn’t feeling well. The currents were a little high today and he just vomited. We decided to extend the boat ride for an hour. The sun was almost past the horizon. You could see like those yellow gradients in the sky. It was awesome man. I can’t describe it. Everyone there was with their partners. I don’t know if it was the wind that was hitting my eyes, or the sunset or a broken heart tears shed off my eyes as we were watching the sunset. Honestly, I wished motu was there with me to experience that moment. It’s unfortunate, I told myself. Then wished her all the best. I prayed for her, her happiness and thanked god for having had the chance to know her. I know it sounds dramatic. But, I am dramatic, and I do miss my friend. I think it’s also because ed shreean’s song was in the background. For some reason the song Perfect always reminds me of her.

Anyways soon after that, while we were on the boat, we decided we would spend the night in Keywest. It was so much fun here, we thought we should discover the city a bit more. Also, all of us were hungry and we had planned to eat crabs for dinner. So, we asked Andy where we could find clubs and party. So, with that information we drove to the restaurant and I had crabs for the first time in my life. It was awesome. I also tried oysters for the first time. And all kinds of seafood. I think that dinner exclusively just consisted of seafoods, and some fries. And some margaritas. The crabs were expensive as fuck. Like the total bill for the dinner alone was around 460 dollars Half of which was the crabs. 🦀 

The city was so lively. There was music on the streets, there were people performing on the streets. Just besides our restaurant  there was a bar, and there was some kind of show going on. Man, I loved the vibes there. It was around 11:00 when we finished having dinner. We then decided to go see what was happening in the bar across the street. There was a queen performance going on. Like where the transgenders perform , like singing dancing and stuff like that. You could tip them dollar bills and put them in their chest. There was this guy who put the dollar bill, then the queen opened his t-shirt and unbuttoned his pants lol. As soon as I saw that, I walked the hell away from the center. I was not ready for that lol. 

Anyways, the show was awesome. It was definitely a new experience. The vibe there was immaculate. 

After that, we decided to go to the strip clubs. None of us had ever been to one, so why not. So we walked across the streets, we saw various shops, street artists, resurants, and live music along the way. The vibe again was immaculate. We also tried a local ice-cream along the way. I loved their sign which said “Sorry, we are open” I think it was probably midnight at this point. 

So after we had the ice-cream we finally found the club. There were 2,3 girls sitting with bikini sets? Idk if that’s called that. And then above in the second floor was the club. So, we climbed up the stairs, there was a atm machine right outside the door. We were asked to just give them cash. The entry fee was around $20. And once we got in, it was weird. It was different than.. i don’t even know what I had expected a strip club to be. But there was this center stage where girls came and performed. The take off their tops in creative ways, and the you can put money on their body parts. I didn’t know where to sit, I sat right next to the dancing area. We had cashed out a dollar bills so we could give it to them. So let me explain what happens or what I noticed. 

Girls come on this central stage and stip. If you are close (which I was) they come to you and they shake their body parts close to you and you are expected to put money on them. Each of these girls have a set time to perform, and by the end , they collect the bills on a bucket with a mop and walk away. If you liked any of their performance you can call them for a lap dance or a private show kinda thing. I was a little disappointed with first few performances because I thought they would be doing these crazy pole dances. And after a while there was girl who did all of that. Which was awesome. She was like a spider woman on poles.

Anyways, then one of my friends bought me a lap dance. And this was very interesting, because I had no idea whatsoever what to expect. She held my hands and took me to this room. Which was filled with other 2 strippers and their clients. Then she asked me to sit down and then she started stripping. I didn’t feel anything. Like nothing at all, it was just very awkward. She took my hands towards her body and started grinding on me. Again, it was idk very very awkward. Then she stripped and again idk if I should mention all the details but yeah I didn’t know what to feel about the situation. I wasn’t very comfortable touching her. Watching Barney Stinson I thought strip clubs would be cool. But I guess this wasn’t. I think I should have come there in suits lol. 

Nonetheless, it was  new experience. However awkward it might have been. So, from there we hit the roads again. One of our friend suggested smoking . I hadn’t smoked in 2? Years so smoking after such a long time did induce the same feeling when you are first smoking. Then I stopped. It was very difficult for me to quit smoking and I will never smoke, but I think once a while, it’s ok. But it’s crazy that you keep feeling like smoking. But it’s just that you’ve got to be aware and not smoke. Smoking is bad guys. Please don’t. 

Oh so I forgot, we had planned to stay in Keywest as I said right? But did we have the hotel? No, we had our Airbnb booked in Maiami for 2 days. LOL. While we were having dinner one of our friends booked a nearby hostel with 4 beds. So, we went to the hostel only to find out it was booking for one person and even then only one person could sleep on one bed. And they only had one bed remaining so we couldn’t stay there. 

So, we slept on the car lol. Didn’t have any other options. We slept for 2,3 hours and then PJ started driving us back to Miami, so we all could sleep well. The ride back at like 3,4 in the morning was awesome. We talked about jpg stuff like philosophy science and all that jazz, I think most of the things we talk about are repetitive. By we I mean humans. PJ dai is awesome. I like him. He’s very inspiring and selfless. There’s a lot to learn from him. I think. 

Yeah so we came back and then slept. And that’s the end of the story. It was fun. Very fun.