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Close your eyes please

 Ok guys, as soon as you finish reading this sentence please close your eyes if you are a kid, or identify as one. I am about to say something really bad. 

FUCK! There I said it. FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK

You can open your eyes now. Try not to read the lines above though. Wait, my bad lol. Now you can't read because I never told you to open your eyes. 


^* These are the types of jokes I have to resort to now? What the fuck? Where is my sense of humor. Anyways, my point still stands

(Which is... you might ask)

FUCK

Thats the point. I've found the answer to everything or singularity or whatever the fuck it is. The answer if fuck. Try me.... ask me a question. 

Let's start simple: What is 2*2?  Fuck that! Who cares. Yeah, that's the fucking answer. Why the fuck would you want to add two numbers. Don't fucking add anything. 4 will get sad once it knows that 4 was the answer because 2 was just fucking into 2. 2 didn't care about 4. 

Also... 3+1 is also equal to 4. Or more so 4*1 = 4. Also fuck taylor swift for saying 2 is better than 1. It's not. 1 is the best, and leave that 1 fucking alone.  All these complex maths problems and stuff wouldn't be there if there was just 1. There wouldn't be 2 colors or 3,4 casts if you just left 1 fucking alone. Yeah what I am saying right now doesn't make sense, but what else makes sense in the world? Nothing! Nothing makes sense. Only the word fuck makes sense right now tbh. 

Who is the president of US? : You think I fucking care? 

How old are you? : Why the fuck would you want to know that. Fuck you!

What's that noise on your basement?: Shut the fuck up kids! People can hear you up here. I should've added extra duct tapes. 

On that note, the word earth doesn't make sense, because we are not living on earth. We are fucking dying on earth. Earth doesn't fucking care about you. It just cares about the laws of physics. You think you are fucking special and think you can change the world for good? There is no fucking good. Earth should be called Fearth or Fuckrth. That sounds better. 

Anyways, my fellow fuckers, in order to reach fuckerment you have to practice the art of fuck. What is the art of fuck you say? It's just to realize that fuck has always been inside you, and you need to not start giving that to anyone. Those who say "I don't give a fuck" are the ones who have reached fuckerment. As long as you have a fuck to give, you will suffer. 


That's it for now. 

Fuck,

Fuck. Fuckity fuck (See how well that rhymes?) 

Note: If you gave a fuck about anything above, read it again until you stop giving a fuck. 


Written on: 4/23/21 12:50 PM






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