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What's up guys? Yup. Thats it. Thats the blog. Its almost 11:59 PM. I promised myself I would write one blog every Thursday. I need to keep this going. I will update this tomorrow. Leave a commont, if you want me to write on something. Bye . 

Alright, I may sound like my normal charming self, but I am not feeling well. I almost cried for a second there. And because I write whenever I get sad or if I need to get something out of my chest. Here you go: It'll never get any better . ( It will ) Now, I am not being pessimistic here or anything. I might be. But that's not the point. You know how people always say, have patience, things will get better. That's a lie. It won't. For a moment, I felt stupid because most of my blogs are about Love these days and I might look like an idiot, and I might be. I accept that. But, unlike me, I think you can clearly say when a person is not interested in you. Because I didn't see that. I thought I was not coming up with interesting conversations, so our messages were dry. I feel like girls sometimes don't even look at your messages. "Haha, Nice, Yeah, Got to go" are the default messages in their smartphones. And its sad, when you get these messages. ...

I promised myself that I will try and write a blog every Thursday, which I think is different than when I promised myself I will go to the gym, wake up early in the morning, get a perfect GPA, and a lot of other things I am not comfortable sharing with you guys. But, I hope it'll be different this time. Also, this title is clickbait. Learned from my master David Dobrik. I love him by the way. If I had to change my sexual preference for anyone, that would be him. (Editor: Now that I think of it, no it wouldn't be him) Because I didn't really think much before writing, here's what we'll do. I mean I'll do. You guys should just read it. What I am doing right now. What happened last week. My plans for this weekend. I feel so organized tbh. I feel like this is the most organized I've ever been. You should come look at my room. It's a mess. You should check my finances. It's a mess. Or you should go out on a date with me. I am a mess. Ok, let...

I have been watching a lots of romantic videos and I have noticed a few things. Although it hurts like hell and she is putting abnormally high pressure on your wound. Pretend to smile while girl is applying medicine. Play with kids. ...Just smile ... Watch the girl while she is closing her eyes. Randomly stare at her eyes deeply when you guys are having fun and smiling. If she stares back just as deeply as you. Lean in for a kiss Watch her while she is doing something stupid. [Yeah you have to keep watching her often. ] If she ignores you, pretend to be upset.she’ll come right back to hug you; Do some activities together Again, watch her help someone. For some reason, girls are always helpful in romantic videos. Either they help small kids, or old people or disabled people, stand up for bullies or something else. Oh I forgot dogs .  She is playing with a street dog. How can I be so stupid. Now this is very important , lean to watch her in slow motion when she is putting her hai...

Today was the first day of the Spring Semester. My first class was the Foundation of Mathematics where we learned about propositions. A proposition is a statement that can either be true or false. A fact is not a proposition. Alright, I already forgot what we learned. But I did find out that my teacher's eyes are not green. For some reason, she kept using that example to teach us. Anyways, after the class ended. I walked back to another building which is like 20 mins away. It was tough. I might go ahead and say it was the toughest 20 mins I ever walked. But, in the end, it was all worth it. I was trying to find a place where I can sit and be sad. Nothing’s wrong -for those of you who care about me. I enjoyed my first class and have been enjoying the day so far so here I am sitting on a bench(Idk if that’s what they call this), charging my phone, listing to “Can’t smile without and feeling sad. I think every school needs to have a place where students can just sit and be sad...

Alright, guys, and girls. But, mainly guys, I can't speak for girls. You saw the title. Never Fall in Love with your Best Friend. Trust me. I don't feel like going into all the details but.  1)  Don't have a girl Best Friend.        That's right. I said it. "Prevention is better than cure".You can't fall in love when there is no one to fall in love with. Always, maintain a distance with girls. Either date them or don't talk to them. Never be too close(Well, this is not up to you either but just saying). I am not saying girls are bad as friends. As a matter of fact, they are great. And give you some of the best advice. But, please trust me on this. 2) Be Gay.       That's right. If you want to have or already have a Girl best friend. Be Gay. I feel like changing your sexual preference is way easier than changing someone’s heart. And that’s the only other way to not have feelings for her. Can't have feelings for girls if you lik...

If you read my blogs you know that I often make fun of people falling in love and how stupid they are. I feel like talking about love is stupid because if you really want me to talk about it I can get emotional real quick and you don't want to see that. So, it's easier if I just call it stupid, and pretend like I hate the whole concept of love. But, in reality, it is actually beautiful. People who fall in love are lucky and they should know and appreciate what a blessing that is. But, people are stupid, what can I say. I don't understand why they cheat on one another, fail to apologize when needed, mess things up because of their stupidity and so on. In Monica's own words. Look, I want to talk about something else like ending world hunger, or electromagnetic waves (I actually googled it and have no idea about it, I just want you to think I am smart). But anyway, here is me writing about love and there you are reading it. Let's change the topic. I decided...

Just leaving this yellow umbrella out here. Hoping the right person finds it someday.  

Hi guys, this is someone who is trying to be somebody's boy but is failing to do so. So, he is trying to distract himself by trying to answer the age-old question: "Why is love so underestimated?" First of all, what kind of question is this? Who thinks about these things? If you are one of them, you are stupid. If it didn't sink in the first time, let me tell that again, "You are stupid". I normally would've apologized but someone from somewhere told me not to. This is my blog. I should OWN it. Like Chandler said. Now that I think of it, I shouldn't even answer this question. Not that I don't have the answer to it. But, even if I do, why should I answer it? I can write the title to be "Why is love so underestimated" but talk about completely different things. Now that I have found this creative freedom, what should I talk about? Please comment on the comment section. I don't want to be talking about Love and stuff. Tal...

Now, if you know me, you know that I am a nice person. Actually, I am one of those "nice guys". I am so good at being nice that I upgraded myself to be one of the nicest "nice guys" of all time. I actually received the "Nice Guy of the Decade" award a few days ago. I am the type of guy who every girl wants to be with. Even boys. Boys absolutely love me. While we are at it, let's not forget about people with different sexual identities. They love me too. Sometimes, I feel like I am the most loved person on this earth. Now, this may come off as a surprise to you...  but ... *drumrolls please* I am single. Calm down guys, I know, it's hard to believe. And girls we can talk about this later. Please don't send me DMs. But, that is what we are trying to figure out in today's blog. Why? Why am I single. Well, I am glad you asked. Actually, Joker once said, "If you are good at something, never do it for free". I am...

Alright, you caught my attention. I was going to write a blog post about racism, because that had been on my mind for a while now but fuck it, who cares about racism. You, on the other hand, are interesting. This is the second time you commented on my post. What makes you read my blogs. How did you find it anyways? There are millions, if not billions of websites and blogs online but you chose to visit mine. What makes you interested in reading my blogs? Is it the way I write or you just have nothing to do. Maybe you are like me, maybe you are not. Maybe you like to laugh at me reading my blogs thinking- how can someone be so stupid or ... you adore me. You love me, Someone. You love the way I write, so you keep coming back and leave your presence so that I notice you. Well, if that is what you want, I noticed you. Here's the thing Someone, nobody knows about my blogs. I do not share it with many people. I once shared it on Reddit but that was it. And if you had come through...