Why the fuck it is so hard to write a romantic novel. I have been trying this for decades, but I can't write one. How do all the other writers praise about the stupid eyes which looks good only when covered with eyeliner. Let's be honest guys, half of the times, men don't fall in love by looking at the eyes. But I wouldn't know about that. Thats what my friends tell me.
And what is it about a girl's smile which you guys are so crazy about? It's just a fold of tissue covered with stratified squamous epithelium, which is again covered by lipstick , or lip gloss. I don't mean to objectify girls and all (FEMINIST!!) I just mean "What is so beautiful about a girl that some of you write a whole novel or poems or songs about?"
I , being the follower of present trends, too want to write about girls and the way they look . But I can't. Well, maybe it isn't just about the body features then. But, love is something I never really understood. Neurons firing at certain times and releasing certain chemicals results to this epic thing you call love.
Well, I too being a curious creature on planet earth, want to experience that, but I am too scared. Anyways, I am planning to be in a relationship with a girl and then write a song or something like that. Once we breakup, which we will, I write a good piece of literature or song, and then again write about the tragedy in love.
But don't get confused, people are building business, and marketing in the name of love. Valentine day, wedding day, and dates are just some days by exploiting which business earn money. Movies, novels and commercials have painted an impractical picture of true love and what not love , which doesn't happen in real life.
I too want to do build a business by writing a perfect song and novels which couples buy to feel butterflies in their bellies.
Wish me luck and help me find a girl. Or a boy LGBT is trending nowadays. Maybe I can gain some sentiments and sell my book or song.
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