Oh yes! another blog from a insane blogger, who just addressed himself as a blogger when everyone knows that he writes nothing but shits! no one reads them but keeps writing.
What ? o.O You; a smart guy/girl/3rd gender is reading this. Omfg! This is insane. GET YOUR SMART ASS OUT OF MY BLOG YOU SMART! This is only for guys like me, and since there are no one like me. This is only for me you SMART!
Well you see these were the things going on my head before i started to write this. Damn! this doesn't make any sense, does it? I just feel like i am awesome but no one here like awesomeness.
Anyway, Hey there poor piece of soul going through my blog. Comn' you are still reading this despite the beginning of my post. Which can only mean three things
1) You like my blogs (People liking my blog is like Caprio winning oscars)
2) You are a poor piece of soul (Which I already proved before)
3) You are a psychiatrist who is doing PHD on insanely insane peoples (Umm yes! this sounds logical)
So, hey there Doc psychiatrist what's going on huh? I wonder why haven't you gone mad after reading those bulky books. Maybe you love them. Haha! Look whose here- someone who loves books !
Now that i made a lame joke and laughed by writing H-a, H-a. plus i added an exclamation mark to show to i was actually laughing and also wrote about it. 50% or half of the psychiatrists have either already gone mad or just closed my blog, and YOU who fall among the other half . Don't worry by the end of this blog you'll join them. Also, i'll try my best not to get you interested in reading this blog :) Trust me I will..
Let's be honest with you guys.
Feminists: "Oh! So now you are only addressing guys! You are discriminating women! Isn't your sister a girl"
Me: "OK i am sorry MRS Feminist. Yes my sister is a girl. Stop being stupid"
(Cleans the sweat on forehead)
Me: OK! Let's be honest with you guyirls
3rdgender-ists: "Oh comn' bro what about us? 3rd genders? "
Me: Ok :\ Let's be honest with you 3rd genders, male and females
Feminist: "Why did you put "FE" before the word "MALE" to address me huh! Can't we women be independent and not use male "
Me: "Yes you can ! call yourself's WOOFE (Woman's WO and female FE) then, sounds cool though! And why are so discriminating us then? huh? Wasn't your dad a male?
Feminist: "Yea! that does sound cool, NO! My dad was a WOOFE )
Aaaand Now 25 % of you are gone.
Remaining 25% why are you guys still here? huh? There's no gold digged up here.
Ah! i don't feel like writing anymore.
Dear psychiatrist Keep reading i hope i shall contribute to the science of psychiatrists.
Update: Oh well, I was crazy lol.. but here I was intentionally trying to sound annoying. I don't know how much success I had. For some reason I didn't like feminists that time. I think that was because I used to watch these youtube videos compilation of crazy feminists and was on twitter too much. It's taken me a while to understand that just because some apples are bad, doesn't mean the whole species of apple fruit is bad. But still, I'll leave this post here. Shows how my perception has changed in the past years. Also, this has shown me how people might think if they are in a bubble.
Challenge everything you believe in folks. No matter what it is. You might as well be living in a bubble even if you think it's a morally superior one.
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