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Ok bros just chill. If you are here because you are sad about your life or I forced you to read my blog. Chill. Why are you so hurried, why are there so many calculations on what you should do, what you should say,  what you should wear and all? It is not necessary for all of us to win, some of us have to sit in the home whole day, curse people on the Internet and drink beer, laugh at memes, watch youtube, read blogs, etc You may not realize your importance but I do. You can prove anyone wrong who says "You can't do anything in life". Let's start today, let's make a pact and set up a goal. *Whispers rapidly* Btw if you are having a problem setting up a goal, how about sharing this post until it becomes the most viewed blog on the internet? Hmm... Can we do that?. No? Well, you can die (drinks beer) Idiot!

Why the fuck it is so hard to write a romantic novel. I have been trying this for decades, but I can't write one. How do all the other writers praise about the stupid eyes which looks good only when covered with eyeliner. Let's be honest guys, half of the times, men don't fall in love by looking at the eyes. But I wouldn't know about that. Thats what my friends tell me. And what is it about a girl's smile which you guys are so crazy about? It's just a  fold of tissue  covered with stratified squamous epithelium, which is again covered by lipstick , or lip gloss. I don't mean to objectify girls and all (FEMINIST!!) I just mean "What is so beautiful about  a girl that some of you write a whole novel or poems or songs about?" I , being the follower of present trends, too want to write about girls and the way they look . But I can't. Well, maybe it isn't just about the body features then. But, love is something I never really understo...